Imagine being a Polish citizen and you hear the American president say he’s here to fuck and he’s not leaving
victor frankenstein, sweaty and sickly: please fuck off. please fuck off. please fuck off.
his reanimated corpse son:

I found comfort in it's embrace
and solace in the grace that it leaves me each night.
Imagine being a Polish citizen and you hear the American president say he’s here to fuck and he’s not leaving
victor frankenstein, sweaty and sickly: please fuck off. please fuck off. please fuck off.
his reanimated corpse son:

So I’m gonna kill your wife
this is my favorite reply on this post because for a moment I forgot the creature kills victor’s wife and i thought you were threatening me
Handing me the aux cord is really nerve wracking because I have to pretend I haven’t been listening to the same 4 songs for the last six months
artist:

me: i think this is fetish art and i do not like it
someone crawling out of a gutter: exaggeration is one of the fundamentals of cartooning you oaf. this is really good, actually
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every once in a while someone reblogs this and I am reminded of my mistakes
gays: they’re literally beating and killing us
some straight dude inevitably: oh man, i know exactly how you feel, one time i refused to make a cake for one of u homos and everyone stopped shopping at my bakery :(